After checking home again I think I can raise it to def con 2 regarding sitting ducks. Has anyone seen my ducks
I wanted to take them to France but alas they may have already flown to warmer climates back home to Aus.
On the good side I have found my folding army can opener but that is not much fun unless you have toucans and some string. Sincere apologies for the bad misuse of words. A telephone, miniature stilts, bolas, pin hole cameras, portable shower unit, hearing aid but still not a duck.
Drake would turn in his grave, Mallard would shriek its whistle, Eider would be down and I would be ruddy shot for very poor use of English.